Avoiding Poor Slot Machines

Do you want a quick rule for avoiding poor slot machines? Okay then, here it is: Never play a slot machine that is situated in a room smaller than the ground floor of an average suburban home. This rule will automatically rule out any machine located in a gas station, fast food outlet or small slots parlour. And since these places generally set their machines to be as "tight" as possible, that's a good way to hold on to the cash in your pocket.